Remember last year, when you said to your secretary, "I think we should have a couple of pot plants in here"? If you recall, she spent the whole of her lunch break in the local DIY superstore - I think it was pension card day, so it was really busy.

When she eventually got back to the office she was totally fed up! The next hour or two was spent moving the plants around the office, when everyone put their suggestions as to where the pots should go.

Thinking back, the first leaves started to fall off that day (it was a bitterly cold January). The rest of the leaves took about two weeks to fall off, and then you were left with that awful stick that is still sat in the corner!

Now, what would have happened if you had called in - "The Professionals"...